Saturday, April 15, 2006

Winning Better, Winning Always, Let's Change the coach...

Re(1): 'Remarks by Al Gore, May 26, 2004' MoveOn.org, Al Gore
Re(2): 'Ex-General: Rumsfeld Deserves Criticism', Associated Press
Re(3): 'Bush says Rumsfeld Crucial to Terror War', Associated Press
Re(4): 'Michael Savage has Gone off the Deep End', FreeRepublic.com,
Re(5): 'Failure to Secure Explosives /Misjudgments that Have Made America Less Secure', John Kerry
Re(6): 'Memorandum: The Real Experts on Iraq', Center for American Progress, Robert O. Boorstin
Re(7): 'Iraq Progress Report', Reason.com,
Re(8): 'Cutting and Running', AfterDowningStreet.org, Jonathan Schwarz
Re(9): 'Hawkish Democrat Joins Call For Pullout', WashingtonPost, Charles Babington
Re(10): 'Mawkish Murtha Quits Again...', BoghieOnYourSix, Me
Re(11): 'Pelosi: ‘Stay the Course’ Not a Strategy for Success in Iraq', Nancy Pelosi
Comment: There is more, but referencing fools is more of a job than I thought. This is the weekend...

So we have the lead…

Former managers and scouts are demanding the head of our team’s current manager. We have not scored enough runs, we got beat in the second inning, some of the relief pitching was not perfect, and we did not field more than nine players at a time in this, the game of summer… These managers despise the owner – who never seems to hire enough players or spend enough money quickly enough to guarantee victory in every inning of every game… These scouts despise the manager who did not give all their prospects and game strategy the respect obviously deserved… And, they all despise the manager who replaced them and their staffs after last season’s unexpected debacle; they would have done better if given another chance…

Had the current group of chumps done a bit better we surely would have forced a forfeit in the fifth inning – the skunk rule must be in effect!!! Winning by 11 at the end of an inning ends the game – right??? We don’t even know the score; our chumps in charge cannot even tell us the game score… But we know that we have not won any of the five innings played by 11 or more points. If so, the competition would have quit. They would have walked off the field, ended their season, and gone back to the jobs they held before they were ‘big league’ players. They are chumps, so we must be chumps. Everyone knows this game should have ended in the first inning – didn’t the owner promise that?

This is war..

Strategy baby…

It is time for a change…

We must win all innings and all games…

Losing an inning means losing all the games…

And, we know our competition is goobers and losers…
Some of us never thought we had to play, some of us think we have already won the game. However, there are morons out there that believe we have to play this thing through. Blah, the idiocy of that thought – ‘It is going to be hard work’… ‘Hard Work’… Blech…

We should forfeit this season, send our players back to the minor league, dominate those minor league games, and jump into a future season when we can win quickly… When the rules change… When we can SKUNK em!!!

THAT is a strategy!!!

1 comment:

C.S. Scott said...

Good run down and links. Happy Easter.